goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(Source: hemelbeestje)


snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u


gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so


aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: kurtzisa)


(Source: jaded--optimist)




guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)


saddestmeme:

people who are mean to animals deserve to be itchy forever


(Source: vj-gif)


refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it


huffingtonpost:

By just watching this video of puppies, you’re donating money to charity.


(Source: memewhore)



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